The Wrath of Carr

​MLive has a play-by-play recap of the day's events, which includes this little gem:

A source close to the situation said what was always a close call was pushed the breaking point by the two-week interval between Carr's retirement and the SEC title game, and the combination of LSU's hefty contract offer and the ESPN report on game day made Miles opt to stay.

The source would not comment when asked if Carr's silence on Miles candidacy - widely interpreted as a sign of animosity between the two men and Carr's opposition to Miles succeeding him - was a factor in the decision.


CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Eating It

​Dumping gasoline on the fire...it's time for me to eat a little crow.

Back on 11/13, in the weekend roundup, I called out this post for being ridiculous, or in my words, "the definition of grasping at straws." Ohio State at the time had to A) Beat Michigan and B) Move up 6 places in the BCS...in 3 weekends of college football. Nuts right? Ya, Bucknuts.

A nod to the BBC for his ballzy prediction. My apologies.

GOD DAMMIT THIS SUCKS.

Worst Day Ever.

As you can see, my Saturdays are now open to blogging.

Anyway, losing a coach that may be on his way to the National Championship game is one thing, losing to the coach you fired in basketball is another, and watching as not one, but both, of the teams that you were rooting for to win lost....thereby sending your arch enemy to New Orleans for back-to-back BCS Championship appearances.

Les Miles has all but signed on the dotted line, and the court of public opinion blames Michigan for the way things were handled. This, among other things, makes it look like Kirk Herbstreit, former QB of THE ENEMY somehow speaks on behalf of people in prominent places in our program. On Monday it will probably be announced that good ol' Kirk is on our selection committee. Maybe he can replace Mike Debord at OC.

All kidding and hatred aside...I would probably take him over Mike Debord.

Then, as everything became somewhat official, and you made your peace with the fact that the next coach would not be a Michigan Man...you thought you'd glance in on the Michigan-Harvard basketball score online...since it's televised on ESPNU, and of course there's no ESPNU in this college town. Only slightly phased by a 28-22 halftime deficit, you think it will all turn out all right. It doesn't. Michigan basketball's new era falls to it's old era. Amaker's Army, consisting only of non-scholarship, ivy-league "athletes," takes down the Wolverines.

Okay, okay...at least Ohio State's heart will be broken by an unstoppable West Virginia offense and an upstart Missouri program out for revenge for a previous loss. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No. And instead of one of them losing, they both lost. Laurinaitis gets to dine with EmerilYou get breakfast with Mickey Mouse.

The bathtub is full. The toaster is plugged in.

Lloyd Lloyd Lloyd

​Two long weeks have passed since Lloyd Carr, pillar of integrity, bastion of good vs. evil, and proponent of the student-athlete has retired. In those two weeks, Michigan has interviewed Ron English and Mike DeBord, and asked for permission to talk to Les Miles at LSU. Outside of that, nothing as been accomplished. Nothing except Fort Schembechler leaking like Niagra Falls, telling apparently everybody that would listen that Les Miles was the guy we wanted.

That's it. So why couldn't we wait????

In the words of Lloyd:

My timing is based on one thing, what is best for Michigan. What is best for Michigan Football. There are no other motives. And this announcement is made at a time when the recruiting process can be handled in a way that this program can go forward.

Which basically means that Lloyd didn't think that Les Miles was best for Michigan Football. Lloyd is a football coach folks. He knows that Les was in the middle of a season. He knew he had a big game on deck with Arkansas, an SEC championship game, and a bowl game that at the time looked like it would be the BCS championship. He knew that in this age of unprecedented media coverage, it would be nearly impossible to pull off a hiring of Les without Les looking like a complete Saban-esque asshole.

Lloyd, in one final flex of the power of Bo, made a decision for the University. Concealed in a seemingly heartfelt and well spoken retirement speech, Lloyd went out the way he came in, and the way he coached throughout his career...answering to no one. And while he declared that he would have no say in who would be the next coach, he has done everything possible to make certain his assistants had a fighting chance to stick around under the new regime...which means to get rid of Les as a candidate.

And so this morning, Kirk Herbstreit became a pawn in the plan. I'm sure Kirk was more than willing. Someone from the Lloyd-loving anti-Les camp leaked a juicy one to him, and he ran with it. LSU players, with their game starting later in the day, were no doubt watching gameday as the news hit. Miles had no choice. An extension that was on the table became the only option to salvage a team on the morning of the SEC Championship game.

We pissed him off. We couldn't shut up. We couldn't wait. And by "we," I mean Lloyd and the anti-Les bandwagoners.

If Lloyd didn't retire until tomorrow, after the SEC championship game, there is absolutely no doubt that Les Miles would be our next coach. But Lloyd didn't want that, so you get what Lloyd wants.

I have defended this man for the bulk of his career. Lloyd is a Michigan Man, a Riverview alum, and a good guy in an industry full of bad ones. But this...this is inexcusable. Lloyd silently declared himself bigger than the program. For that, no matter what happens from this point forward, I may never be able to forgive him. He has made Michigan look bad.

He admittedly retired a season too late, and it showed on the field with the start of the season and at the end of the season. His fingerprints are all over the worst loss in Michigan history. He has been unable to outsmart the sweatervest. He has now written the final lines of his legacy. And if Mike Debord and/or Ron English remain, you will feel the effects of that legacy as Michigan becomes an afterthought in college football.

Hmmmm....Interesting Choice of Words

​Les Miles presser certainly left the door open, and makes the whole thing look like a cover to make his players think all is well going into the SEC championship game. I guess we will have more answers tonight. Then we'll have more answers tomorrow. And on and on until there is ink on paper.

Make no mistake, he did not say "I will not be the coach at Michigan."

Right now, he's just pissed at the leaks. F'n Herbstreit messing with our shit.
Also, he took no questions. Hmmmmm.

This is a circus.

MGoBlog echoes these sentiments and more, and has a full transcript if you missed the presser

***UPDATE: Les Miles went a step further in his pregame interview, saying he will be the coach of LSU next year.  So now it's done.  I think.