Hits Keep on Coming, News and a Little Preview

  • As if the season wasn't off to a bad enough start, this tragic news just in, famous "Shakey Jake" has died. As most of us who attended Ann Arbor know, he was a on- campus fixture that brightened everyone's days. Mich. Daily Story here!
  • Also on the Bad News tip, we officially need to adopt a new baseball team for the fall here at UMT. The Tigers are done, my vote is for the Cubbies!

Enough with the Bad News, at least until Saturday Night, The Good News and the PSU preview when you click "continue reading" below!

GOOD NEWS!

#1 -- Spartans up to NO Good - Even being almost two TD favs on the road in South Bend isn't enough to keep the green ones out of trouble as former Super Bowl Champ and Spartan shows us here. Ingram Det.News Story here

#2 -- The Juice is Loose - Defenses couldn't stop him on the field, and another futile attempt to keep him locked up has failed again. For all of you who think his goose is finally cooked, I wouldn't bet on it!

#3 -- D. Jones #55 What? - One of our all time favorites, who recently spoke the truth when he explained all the uproar about our loss to AP St., "Everyone wants to go to Michigan", Dhani Jones has signed with the Bengals.

PSU PREVIEW

Who: #10 Penn St. Nittany Lions vs. U of M Wolverines

When: Carnival Starts @ 8:OO AM, Game at 3:30

PSU Notes

Founded: 1855

Students: 37,000 undergrad

Location: Located in the center of the State and the middle of nowhere!

Lou Holtz Pep Talk

Lou Holtz's weekly pep talk was aimed at the Nittany Lions this week. For those that missed it, the quote to note is:

...and Michigan is arrogant. They are probably over there doing crossword puzzles with a pen because they think they never make mistakes.

Thanks Lou. Your pep talk did wonders for us against Oregon...hope it has the same effect on Penn State.

For a look at the Michigan-Penn State game from the other side, read this post from Black Shoe Diaries:

Don't let their 1-2 record fool you. Michigan is a dangerous opponent this weekend. They are a wounded animal backed into a corner. Now with conference play starting they have new life. Make no mistake. They intend to run the table, win the Big Ten, and go to the Rose Bowl thumbing their nose at everyone saying they suck.

And then lose the Rose Bowl, right? We don't do well out west.

And then there's the Spartans: 3-0. Bumped us to the Big Ten Network next weekend, eh? Amazing start right? Well, don't get too cocky East Lansing, this is the 3rd consecutive year with such a start. They ended up 4-8 last year and 5-6 in 2005. Notre Dame blog The Blue-Gray Sky covers this week's matchup as I quickly switch to Go Irish mode.

Let us also not forget quite possibly the best you tube video ever....Mike Valenti's rant from last season put to music with some great Sparty highlights. Love it...watch it. And thanks to Deadspin for reminding me of it.

That's all I've got....still waiting for Johnny Cleveland's Pregame?

Because This is the Only "Man" You've Beaten

​Something to read while you're counting down Lloyd's Top Ten (From The Realests):

I've never known less about a team than this one.

 I've seen us come out and battle back and forth and come out on the losing end with a team from Division 1-AA. I've seen us completely lethargic and get pasted by a then-unranked middle of the road Pac-10 team. And then, just a few days ago, I saw us dominate one of our many rivals. Proving that, if nothing else, that our rival has fallen further from the college football elite than anyone...perhaps ever.

I've never known less about an opponent. They tossed aside Florida International (59-0), which is in Florida, isn't at all "international", and has the 118th ranked offense and 87th ranked defense in the country. They beat Notre Dame, which is a little worse than Florida International...and they did it in front of a crowd that was bigger than ours (ugh!). They also beat Buffalo. Not the Bills.

My only reference for Saturday's matchup is the past. And in the past, at least the recent past, we've completely owned the Nittany Lions. Eight in a row. So that means one of two things: Either we are completely in their heads and they can't beat us...or they are really really overdue to beat us. Hmmmm.

Despite the gamesmanship employed by Coach Carr by limping out Chad Henne to "practice" this week, there are few that doubt that Mallett will be at the helm this Saturday. That means that our gameplan should be fairly vanilla. Hand-off to Hart. Ball control. Keep it out of the hands of the Penn State offense...and our defense. Where this game will be decided will be very simple, and it's the place where EVERY game is decided...the line. After seeing the way our line dominated Notre Dame, you may be a bit too optimistic. Notre Dame is, well, not good. Georgia Tech dominated them in a similar fashion to start the season, and if you watch the way Boston College turned it around and dominated Georgia Tech last weekend, you'd understand that it is Notre Dame's ineptitude that is the constant here.


A big plus for Michigan...no spread until Illinois. Why a Blogger has the formula to defend the spread and Michigan does not is still a mystery to me, but maybe Lloyd reads MGoBlog.

The X-factor this weekend? Penn State is favored by three in the Big House. That typically doesn't sit well with the boys in blue. We've been known to upset a team...or two...when we are dogs at home.

"No matter what the outside world, other people and the odds said, we thought we could win." - Jarrett Irons

TAILGATE THEME ALERT:

Just a note to our attendees, we have a new theme in action this weekend, The UMTailgate Carnival. Elephant Ears, Corn Dogs, Cheese Steaks, and Walking Tacos are already on the menu. So bring something you would find at the local fair, and be ready for some makeshift carnival games.

FUTURE SCHEDULE ALERT:

The Northwestern game has been moved to the Big Ten Network and will take place at high noon (eastern time).

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A DONATION TO THE BAND:

Duuuuuuude. I so badly want them to write out UMTAILGATE.COM. It's $10K...start buying some shirts :)